Shingles jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shingles.
Shingles who?
Shingles who gonna pwn you.

Why did the shingles virus cross the road?
To laugh at the 100 car pileup of inflamed nerve endings it caused.

What did the shingles suffering husband say to his lovely pain-free bride?
Fuck you.

What do you get when you cross the shingles virus with morphine?
Two seconds of pain relief followed by hours of unrelenting agony.

The shingles virus walks into a bar. Everyone leaves.

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tl;dr: Shingles is no laughing matter.

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